Mrs. Doubtfire Quotes Unveiled: A Hilarious and Heartfelt Collection

Discover the reassuring message within these Mrs. Doubtfire quotes – a gentle reminder that help is just around the corner.

Mrs. Doubtfire, a 1993 American comedy-drama film, draws inspiration from the 1987 novel Alias Madame Doubtfire by Anne Fine.

Helmed by director Chris Columbus, the movie features a stellar cast including Robin Williams, Sally Field, and Pierce Brosnan.

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What advantages Do these Lines from Mrs. Doubtfire offer?

Mrs. Doubtfire imparts valuable lessons on parental devotion, improvisation, and communication.

This beloved film earned spots on prestigious lists, grossing $441.3 million on a $25 million budget.

Robin Williams’ uproarious portrayal as a nanny navigating post-divorce life highlights the lengths a father will go for his kids.

Packed with laughs and touching moments, Mrs. Doubtfire remains a cinematic gem.

Mrs. Doubtfire Quotes  From Your Preferred Film

1. “Touch me again and I’ll drown you, you bastard.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

2. “Dear, I always say, a flawed husband is better than none at all.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

3. “Oh, you ripped my heart out. Will you come back and do it again.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

4. “My first day as a woman and I’m getting hot flashes.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

5. “Euphegenia Doubtfire, dear. I specialize in the education and entertainment of children.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

6. “Well, we’ll move. That way our problems won’t follow us.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

7. “If there’s love, Dear, those are the ties that bind.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

8. “Dear Miranda, wake up and smell the coffee. Can’t you see the lust in that man’s eyes?” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

9. “Marriage can be such a blessing.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

10. “Help is on the way, Dear!” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

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11. “No it’s not a job, it’s a joy being your father, I don’t have to play the part of your father, I am your father, I may act like a fool, but I am your father, okay?” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

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12. “I’m a hip old granny who can hip-hop, bebop, dance til ya drop and yo-yo, make a wicked cup of cocoa.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

13. “Sink the sub. Hide the weasel. Park the porpoise. A bit of the old Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horny, the Horizontal Mambo, hmm? The Bone Dancer, Rumpleforeskin, Baloney Bop, a bit of the old Cunning Linguistics?” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

14. “Sorry I’m late. After all those scotches I had to piss like a racehorse.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

15. “God bless you. You know I’m feeling fabulous because I met this beautiful Cuban. Every night is like the Bay of Pigs.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

16. “Did you ever wish you could sometimes freeze-frame a moment in your day, look at it and say this is not my life?’” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

17. “Carpe dentum. Seize the teeth.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

18. “Your Mercedes, dear, you own that big expensive car out there? Oh, dear. Well, they say a man who has to buy a big car like that is trying to compensate for smaller genitals.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

19. “Broke my bag, the bastard. Ooh!” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

20. “Well, I hope you’re up for a little competition. She’s got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It’s her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it’s like a prison movie. Amazed she hasn’t chipped her teeth.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

Heart-opening Mrs. Doubtfire Quotes

21. “All my love to you, Poppet.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

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22. “Hello, boys and girls, today we’re gonna talk about dinosaurs. It’s a dino-sorus line!” – Mrs. Doubtfire

23. “This isn’t a way of life; it’s just a job. I don’t go to old-lady bars or anything like that after work, you know. It’s just the only way I can see you guys every day.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

24. “The fact the Pudgy the Parrot has a cigarette shoved into his mouth is morally irresponsible!” – Mrs. Doubtfire

 

25. “Oh, sir. I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff, Did you not tip them? Oh, the terrorists! They ran that way. It was a run-by fruiting. I’ll get them, sir. Don’t worry.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

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