Patrick Star Quotes: A Dive into the Wisdom of Bikini Bottom’s Starfish

Patrick Star quotes  is a fictional character from SpongeBob SquarePants, created by Stephen Hillenburg in 1999 and voiced by Bill Fagerbakke.

He’s known for his humor, loyalty, and simple-mindedness.

Patrick also starred in a spinoff called The Patrick Star Show.

He lives under a rock in the ocean, enjoys doing nothing, and often surprises SpongeBob with his unique solutions.

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Top Patrick quotes

  • Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!”
  • “Well maybe it is stupid, but it’s also dumb!”
  • “Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.”
  • “You cannot stop the unstoppable.”
  • “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”
  • “Money can’t replace friendship. I’d rather have no money than losing you.”
  • “Sometimes, we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.”
  • “Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t get jazz.”
  • “A star on top will complete all the scenery!”
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Famous Patrick Star quotes

  •  “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
  •  “Firmly  grasp it in your hand!”
  •  “Sandy’s a girl?”
  •  “Haha, haha, it’s a giraffe.”
  •  “Now let’s dress-up as fairy princesses!”
  •  “I can’t see my forehead!”
  • “Oh my! A quarter! I’ve always wanted a quarter!”
  •  “I wumbo, you wumbo. He, she, we wumbo.”
  •  “Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.”
  • “Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star!
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Legendary Patrick Star quotations

  •  “You guys talk funny! Say more words.”
  •  “I have a head! It ends in a point! Pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, point!”
  •  “SpongeBob Squarepants? That’s a funny way to spell my name.”
  •  “Wow, a snail made out of bread.”
  •  “You’re a man now, SpongeBob Squarepants, and it’s time you started acting like one
  •  “I can’t hear you. It’s too dark in here.” “We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!”
  • “Pardon my French, but get this thing off of me!”
  •  “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!”
  •  “Here comes a giant fist!”

Patrick Star Quotes  That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

  •  “Nice try, Squidward. But there’s no Santa Clause here!”
  •  “East? I thought you said weast?”
  • “Squidward! Your ceiling is talking to me!”
  •  “Who you calling ‘Pinhead?’ I’m Dirty Dan.”
  •  “I don’t think this is the real Spongebob. Just look how yellow he is.”
  • “My parents think I’m dumb more than a sack of diapers.”
  • Can I have everybody’s attention? I have to use the bathroom.”
  •  “A poem by Patrick Star: roses are blue, violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom.”
  •  “He got hit in the head by two coconuts!”
  •  “Hey, we are not chicken! Oh no, my popcorn!”

Funny Patrick Star Quotes

  • “I keep everything right here—in the folds of my back fat.”
  •  “Kraaaaaabs. Isn’t that the red, sweaty guy you work for?”
  • “Do it again, I wasn’t looking!”
  •  “Connect the dots! I drew a horsey!”
  •  “You mean like a weenie? Okay!”
  •  “Breaking and entering sure makes a fella hungry!”
  •  “Methinks it’s mutton-tastic!”
  •  “Squidward, you and your nose will definitely not fit in.”
  •  “My pickle started off life in a jar, and now it’s in a jar again! It’s like a pun or something!”
  •  “That’s Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick to you!”
  •  “Oh, I wish I had a nose!”
  •  “Is he the bad guy?”
  • “Can we say that hats from Texas are dumb?”
  •  “I gotta get back to crusting the crab.”
  •  “But I was looking for me the whole time! It’s the perfect crime!”

witty Patrick Star quotes

  • “Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!”
  •  “Just do what I do when I have a problem—scream!”
  •  “Spongebob, I think Squidward has taken this too far. That last snowball had his clarinet in it.”
  •  “We destroyed your oldest and most prized possession!”
  •  “SpongeBob, I don’t like it here. It’s dark and scary. I don’t wanna be here. I wanna go home. Look! I can’t even tell the bathrooms apart!”
  •  “Can you give SpongeBob his brain back? I had to borrow it for the week.”
  •  “What’s the matter? Is he stupid?”
  •  “We better do as he says. He knows how to grow food.”
  • “Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box!”

Patrick Star Quotes About Daily Life

  • “Well, I don’t tell you how to live your life!”
  •  “I’m so loyal, I haven’t bathed in weeks!”
  • “Whoever is the owner of the white Sedan you left your lights on.”
  •  “Return what to who? It’s not my wallet.”
  •  “Now that we’re men, I changed my underwear.”
  •  “We’re not cavemen, we have technology.”
  •  “Don’t touch me, I’m sterile.  “Ah, it’s the apocalypse! Office products are falling from the sky!”
  •  “What does claustrophobic mean?”
  •  “Ugh, I gotta draw a new battery for this.”
  •  “Oh boy, I love being purple.”
  •  “Hey, Spongebob. Can I borrow the cheese bucket?”. “I’m preventing gingivitis.”
  •  “Can you take the crust of my Krabby Patty?”
  • “You’re right, if I was the mom, this would be kind of shocking.”

 Patrick Star Quotes On Loyalty, Love, And Brotherhood

  •  “You broke my heart. Now I’m gonna break something of yours.”
  •  “Are you Squidward? That’s okay, take your time.”
  • “Flatter the customer! Make him feel good! I love you.”
  •  “Liar, liar! Plants for hire!”
  •  “I know, let’s get naked!”
  •  “Roger! Without him, the lightbulb will have nothing to warm!”
  •  “When in doubt, pinky out!”
  •  “You took my only food. Now I’m gonna starve.”
  •  “Is he a mermaid?”
  •  “Gary? I thought what we had was special!”

More Patrick Star Quotes

  • “Yeah, well I’d hate you even if I didn’t hate you.”
  •  “Now all I need is a magic moustache, and all my dreams will have come true!”
  •  “Pish. Wait’ll you see No Patrick Day!”
  •  “My name’s not Rick!”
  •  “Boating school?! I thought this was Spanish class!”
  •  “He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big, bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!”
  •  “Two giant paint bubbles.”
  • “Kicking! I wanna do some kicking!”
  •  “Fine. I guess you’re gonna miss The Panty Raid.”
  •  “I’m always here at double weenie Wednesday.”
  • “Who’s a big, yellow sponge with hole

Conclusion

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