Tequila Quotes: Toasting to Life’s Moments with Lime, Salt, and Laughter

Let’s raise a glass to these refined tequila quotations.

Tequila boasts a fascinating origin tale, and our quotes pay homage to its storied past.

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Is Tequila a Healthy Choice Among Alcoholic Beverages?

Well, it’s a bit of both.

Drinking any alcohol can harm your health.

Lots of alcoholic drinks have lots of sugar, carbs, and calories.

Tequila has no sugar or carbs and fewer calories than wine, beer, seltzers, or ciders.

It’s not exactly healthy, but it’s a smarter pick.

Here are some cool tequila facts:

  • The Aztec folks made fermented agave around 1000 B.C.
  • called the drink “plaque.”
  • Plaque played an important role in ceremonies to talk to the gods.

Mayahuel and Petecatl were the gods famous for their connection to alcohol.

When the Spanish came to take over the Americas, they found a tasty drink called pulque and liked it.

In the 1600s, Spanish alcohol makers traveled to Tequila, Jalisco, to build the first distillery.

Lee Marvin once quipped, “Tequila. Straight.

It’s a very polite drink.

You keep drinking until you try one more, and it just won’t go down.

Then you know you’ve had enough.”

The tequila in your margarita or tequila sunrise is made from the blue agave plant.

The agave plant has been helping people relax for over three thousand years!

By 1758, the Cuervo family was making a lot of tequila commercially.

Here’s to you!
Tequila starts the party.

Look at our cool tequila quotes below.

Weird Tequila Quotes

If tequila could vocalize its experiences, its anecdotes would be uproariously relatable to anyone who’s ever indulged in a bit too much of the spirited libation.

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1. “I vote for tequila!” — Tequila

2. “Trust me, you can dance.” — Tequila

3. “Don’t be shy. Send that 12th unanswered text!” — Tequila

4. “Forget tacos. Can we celebrate Tequila Tuesday?” — Tequila

5. “Tequila is like duct tape; it fixes nearly everything.” — Tequila 

6. “Tequila probably won’t fix your problems, but it’s worth a shot.” — Tequila

7. “Hakuna Tequila. It means no memories for the rest of your night.” — Tequila

8. “I wonder if there is a margarita out there somewhere thinking about me, too.” — Tequila

9. “Exercise makes you look and feel good naked. So does tequila, your choice!” — Tequila

10. “I always take life with a grain of salt…plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.” — Tequila

Quotes About Tequila For Tees

These tequila quotes would look great on a shirt.

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11. “It was too much tequila, or not quite enough.” — Jimmy Buffett

12. “I never drink tequila during the day, and I don’t drive at night.” — Sammy Hagar

13. “Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.” — Mark Z. Danielewski

14. “A little tequila, sunshine, and tacos never hurt anybody.” — Matthew McConaughey

15. “Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination.” — Rainbow Rowell

16. “I drink Jack Daniels. I drink tequila. But you do it in moderation.” Michael Anthony

17. “Pour me another tequila. I’m going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes.” — Bobby Bare

18. “I saw Tequila Sunrise as a romantic picture with complex, bigger—than—life characters.” — Conrad Hall

19. “I knew I hated straight shots of anything except tequila. I was a tequila girl.” — Wendy Higgins

20. “O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate.” — Tom Robbins

Witty Tequila Quotes

These humorous quotes about tequila are sure to bring a smile to your face.

21. “I like my tequila like I like my friends, neat and to the point.” — Anonymous

22. “I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it’s a little different.” — Tre Cool

23. “I’ve been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it’s never been about drinking to get drunk. I don’t do that.” — Sammy Hagar

24. “I enjoy tequila, which has a strange effect on people, and it makes parties more fun than warm white wine.” — Simon Sebag Montefiore

25. “I like to go dancing and have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it’s “God, get me a shot of tequila.” — Justine Bateman

26. “I was drinking tequila, and I woke up in the morning, and there was no one there, except the worm and myself were still there.” — John Phillips

27. “I had no intention of drinking tequila with Quinn. Quinn plus tequila equaled quinquina, and that sounded like something that happens in Mexican jails.” Penny Raid

28. “He crawled to the refrigerator and got out three lemons and some cubes, found the tequila, and set about restoring order to his nervous system.” — Thomas Pynchon

29. “I’d rather read something that I like or watch a program I enjoy or ride my damn motorcycle or throw back a couple of shots of tequila with my friends.” — Queen Latifah

30. “Tequila. Straight. There’s a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more, and it just won’t go down. Then you know you’ve reached your limit.” — Lee Marvin

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Tequila quotes About companionship

The optimal enjoyment of tequila is in the company of friends.

31. “I saw Tequila Sunrise as a romantic picture with complex, bigger-than-life characters.” — Conrad Hall

32. “I knew I hated straight shots of anything except tequila. I was a tequila girl.” — Wendy Higgins

33. “We should all believe in something, and I believe it’s time for another shot of tequila.” — Justin Timberlake

34. “Very few people have that effect. Very few people are tequila and champagne at the same time.” — Fredrik Backman

35. “If you want to make some memories, add some tequila. It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.” — Jimmy Buffett

36. “Take life with a pinch of salt, a shot of tequila, and a wedge of lime, so nothing at all but take your time.” — John Walter Bratton

37. “Take life with a pinch of salt, a shot of tequila, and a wedge of lime, so nothing at all, but take your time.” — John Walter Bratton

38. “I like to go dancing and have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it’s ‘God, get me a shot of tequila.’” — Justine Bateman

39. “I was drinking tequila, and I woke up in the morning, and there was no one there, except the worm and myself were still there.” John Phillips

40. “If I have a near beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.” — Craig Ferguson

Amusing  Tequila Quotes

Fun and Tequila go hand in hand.

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41. “Tequila is my salmon.” — Eddie Redmayne

42. “And no one drank just one shot of tequila.” — Kristin Hannah

43. “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!” — George Carlin

44. “At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.” — Rachel Vincent 

45. “Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles.” — Rachel Hollis

46. “Stop trying to make everyone happy. You’re not tequila.” — Emmy Rossum

47. “Lust tastes like tequila, and love tastes like whiskey.” — Jackson Rathbone

48. “Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.” — Mark Danielewski

49. “Tequila is not even a drink; it’s a way for having the cops around without using a phone.”  Dylan Moran

50. “When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life gave them Tequila and have a party.” — Ron White

Conclusion

These paraphrased tequila quotes offer a glimpse into the allure and cultural significance of this spirited libation, celebrating its history, camaraderie, and the joy it brings to social gatherings.

Cheers to tequila!

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